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Life's not a bitch

“Life’s not a bitch. Life’s a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch ’cause she won’t let you get that pussy.” – Aesop Rock, “Daylight”

Enjoy life. Play around on her. Cheat on her. Be faithful to her. Do what ever the fuck you want with her, or lay back and let her do what she wants with you. Just make sure to enjoy her, because soon you will be separated. You have been promised to another.

Remember, you’re not married to life. You can leave her whenever you want (and vice-versa). She’s merely your mistress, as you await your arranged-marriage with death.

Spend your bachelor party well. You only die once.